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Nazi
What isn't the last letter of the alphabet?
Hey yall, watch this!
What are the last words of most Rednecks?
A trained monkey
What do you get when you let your chimpanzee play on the railroad tracks?
Pickett's charge
What do you call the fine you pay for going on strike?
OH
What is the chemical symbol for the element of surprise?
Captain America
What was Commodore America called before his promotion?
Catch 22
What happens when you hit 100 pop flies at the LA dodgers' outfield?
Heil Hitler
What's WAY worse than raining cats and dogs?
Flatulence
What emergency vehicle picks you up after you've been run over by a steamroller?
Pleh
What do you say when you dial 119?
The Monitor and the Merrimack
Name two hardships of the Civil War.
Jacks or Better
What does it take to open a New York cab window?
Getting ready for the next act
What's going on backstage while I'm out here killing time?
Dewey Decimal System
What do you get when you leave your decimal system outside on a spring morning?
Happy Birthday Uncle Dad
What Birthday card is available only in Kentucky?
The Dallas Cowboys
What do you call a bunch of big guys watching the Superbowl on TV?
Vladimir Putin
What can be heard in the men's room at the Kremlin?
Gloria Steinem
What's Gloria doing with those shoelaces?
To be or not to be
What is the question?
Sisboombah
What sound does an exploding sheep make?
Out of a catalog
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Looks like the Kansas City Royals are gonna suck again this year.*
Boil the hell out of it
How do you make holy water?
Brown and Sticky
Describe a stick.
Chicken Teriyaki
What is the name of the last surviving Kamikaze fighter pilot?
A third-world dictator
What do you get when you cross a third-world potato with a...ummm...next envelope.
There's a job opening on the Exxon Valdez
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
*There's no question.
